Name: Wang Yi An (aka 'Da Niu', or 'Big Cow')
Age: 5 months old (but looks much bigger, very.much.bigger)
Skills: Salivating loads, volunteers to aid draught-stricken provinces in China if there is a need to. Also adapt at pushing his own stroller across a maximum distance of two floor tiles before retiring for a bottle of green bean water, watermelon juice, or Grandma's green/jasmine tea (I'm serious - the grandma feeds him Chinese tea!).
Name: Wang He (aka 'Lao He', or 'Old He')
Age: One year old
Skills: Has a lovely toothy grin for all and sundry, and very willing to share his toys with everybody. Helps that he has a full head of hair (as compared to Candidate A).
Name: Chen Wan Yi (aka 'Fei fei', aka 'Lan Yang Yang', or 'Lazy Sheep')
Age: 10 months old (but according to his mum, is overweight, and she thus only feeds him one meal a day!)
Skills: Has a charming smile, and is very fair and rosy. Also initiates contact with the Princess in question. Is however, deemed to be a lazy bum by his mum, not willing to crawl/walk much, and opening his mouth only for food, making his mum hold his bottle/food for him.
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